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Life Gets Teejus, Don't It? - Tex Williams
The sun comes up and the sun goes down

The hands on the clock keep going around

I just wake up and it's time to lay down

Life gets tee-jus don't it

My shoe's untied I don't care

Cuz I reckon I ain't a-goin' nowhere

I'd brush my teeth and comb my hair

Just too much wasted effort

The water in the well gets lower and lower

Ain't had a bath in a month or more

I've heard it said and I'm sure it's true

That too much bathin'll weaken you

I open the door and the flies warming

Shut the door and I'm sweating again

I'm in the crosses and I crack machine just one darn thing after another

You know that old brown mule he must be sick

Jabbed him in the rump with a stick

He humped his back but he wouldn't kick

Something cockeyed somewhere

Mouse chauwing on the pantry door

He's been at it for a month or more
When he gets through he sure going to be sore
There ain't a dang thing in there

Hound dog's howlin' so forlorn

Laziest dawg that ever was born

He's howlin' 'cause he's sittin' on a thorn

Just too tired to move over

Roof's a-leakin' and the chimney leans

An' there's a hole in the seat of my old blue jeans

Now I've eat the last of the pork an' beans
Just can't depend on nothing

The cows gone dry and the hens won't lay

Fish quit biting last Saturday

Troubles pile up day by day

Now I'm getting dandriff

Grief and misery pains and woes debts and taxes and so it goes
Now it seems I'm getting a cold in the nose

Life gets tasteless don't it