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F**K U Man - Kool G Rap
Since I made the record "Talk Like Sex "
B**ches are comin' up with their friends
For a ni**a to hit the skins
Hopin' the Kool G Rap was just makin' rhymes
But I'm leavin' b**ches' vaginas
With more stitches than Frankenstein
Some even had the nerve to try to give me head
And swallow the whole jimmy to make a ni**a fed
But come on you b**ches don't make me laugh;
You couldn't deep throat G Rap
If you was a motherf**kin' giraffe
Dag some even fled when they saw the head
Cuz G's dick would make you seasick
F**kin' me in a waterbed
Don't try to paly me like no sucker
Cuz these b**ches'll be callin' up
Dial-a-Mattress like a motherf**ker
You heard the song before; you don't wanna see me
"I'll f**k you on the A-train while I write graffiti "
I'll even f**k you in a taxi cab
And after sex with a ni**a you'll be buyin'
A box of maxi-pads
Soon as you open your legs
No need for no birth control b**ch
Cuz my dick is touchin' the eggs
Kool G Rap the p**sy slammer;
Hell I'd be talkin' f**ked up grammar
If you was Bad Mamma Jamma

I ain't small I'll have you cummin' like waterfalls

And then turn them sugar walls into Carnegie Hall
Leavin' my mark on b**ches like Zorro
Plus f**kin' b**ches so def like
There won't be no p**sy left tomorrow

Hittin' hoes like it ain't funny
I think about bowls of Cheerios
Because I want my nuts and honey
Talkin' to all the women that look fine
Pretendin' my prick was Moby Dick
And have a whale of a time
Now I'm not a deep-sea diver
But I love it when my dick's covered
And smothered with saliva
Sh*t might even straighten out your dentures
Because it's not just a blow job honey it's an adventure

But 69 and I ain't with that:
I'll go to a Chinese restaurant b**ch if I wanna eat cats
Because you gotta be brave to eat the tuna G
So when it comes to p**sy-lickin'
I'm the chicken of the sea
I should be on the sex channel;

Not a chump cuz I'm givin'
Punk-b**ches better humps than camels
If you're a virgin I'll make it fit
Because my dick'll pop the cherry
And spit out the f**kin' pit
And if you're concerned my sperm don't burn
And if it did I'd give that nappy-headed a** a f**kin' perm
Shucks I instruct a f**kin' lesson
You think it's painless
I hit the anus and f**k up your large intestines
Leavin' you b**ches stingin' from the bangin';
My man Jimmy got a hole in his head
But yo that ni**a's still hangin'
B**ch you'd rather hump a f**kin' whole army
Cuz even the Witness Protection Program
Couldn't hide this man's salami

You f**k around and catch a seizure
Before I f**k a hoe I gots ta put the hooker under anesthesia
Lettin' saliva dribble on your nipple
Orgasms double and triple sit ripple
And turn your a** into a gripple

Then I see you searchin' for the swellin'
Cuz I'm-a leave a hole so big your
Gynecologist might fall the hell in
Got damn I hit the ham right;
Honeybuns you can ask my Three Sons
I got the Dick right out the Van Dyke
I'm f**kin' naked girls with fly rhymes
But don't push me because that
P**sy will be runnin' for it's nine lives
I know you hookers can't refuse this
But dont' pick me to give no hickeys
Cuz I'm givin' b**ches bruises
Yeah I'll tear that p**sy hole apart
For f**kin' with G Rap after dark
You'd rather jog in Central Park
So if you want kids before I f**k ya
Look at the size of my dick
And you'll let out the motherf**kers
Sh*t b**ches get open like a can;

Just leave it up to G Rap
Cuz I'm the neighborhood F**k U Man