โหลดเพลง mp3 It's All About The Pentiums (An adaptation of "It's All About The Benjamins" by Puff Daddy) - Weird Al Yankovic

It's All About The Pentiums (An adaptation of "It's All About The Benjamins" by Puff Daddy) - Weird Al Yankovic
Written by：Sean "Puffy" Combs/Notorious B.I.G./Sean Jacobs/Jason Phillips/David Styles/Kim Jones/Deric Angelettie/Linda Laurie/Teri Elinger/Al Yankovic
It's all about the Pentiums baby

Uhh uh huh yeah

Uhh uh huh yeah
It's all about the Pentiums baby uh
It's all about the Pentiums baby
It's all about the Pentiums it's all about the Pentiums baby
It's all about the Pentiums it's all about the Pentiums baby
Yeah
What y'all wanna do
Wanna be hackers code crackers slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers
9 to 5 chillin' at Hewlett Packard
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard
Yeah payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC double clickin' on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug and play I ain't afraid of Y2K
I'm down with Bill Gates I call him money for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It's all about the Pentiums what
You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there a Dorito
You're usin' a 286 don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what a day and a half
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette

You're the biggest joke on the Internet
Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin' me too like some brain dead AOL er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller

It's all about the Pentiums it's all about the Pentiums baby
It's all about the Pentiums it's all about the Pentiums baby
It's all about the Pentiums it's all about the Pentiums baby
It's all about the Pentiums it's all about the Pentiums baby
Now what y'all wanna do

Wanna be hackers code crackers slackers

Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers
9 to 5 chillin' at Hewlett Packard
Wanna run wit my crew hah
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got 'em all printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer's got the clocks it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you've had your desktop for over a week uh ha
Throw that junk away man it's an antique come on
Your laptop is a month old well that's great
If you could use a nice heavy paperweight
My digital media is write protected

Every file inspected no viruses detected
I beta tested every operating system
Gave props to some and others I dissed 'em
While your computer's crashin' mine's multitaskin'
It does all my work without me even askin'
Got a flat screen monitor forty inches wide
I believe that your says etch a sketch on the side
In a 32 bit world you're a 2 bit user
You've got your own newsgroup alt total loser
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU in a box of cracker Jacks
Play me online well you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll control alt delete you
What what what what what

It's all about the Pentiums it's all about the Pentiums baby
It's all about the Pentiums it's all about the Pentiums baby
It's all about the Pentiums
What y'all wanna do
Wanna be hackers code crackers slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers
9 to 5 chillin' at Hewlett Packard
What