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Offended (Explicit) - Eminem (埃米纳姆)
Written by：Marshall Mathers
You claim if you get knocked by the cops
You'll give 'em not even a statement

Walk in the arraignment s***t the bailiff
Karate kick the plaintiff

Gotti with the stainless
I'll just call it shoddy entertainment
If y'all was in the party gettin' faded
On molly had the audience sedated
You wouldn't catch a body if it fainted
Probably let it fall and hit the pavement
But you'd be the first lobbyin' to claim it
B**ch stop bein' a lame
Your hobby isn't robbery and dismemberin' body limbs
Like you was Tommy Lynn Sells
And chainsawing them in the basement
Hardly fits your job description
Ain't nobody dippin' out the back of the club like Oh my God he's trippin'
Only time you get the blade is probably with the dang lawn equipment ain't it

Wouldn't take a bobby pin and wave it

I need to stop bein' debated

You're still copyin' Xeroxing I'm still coppin' a feel
Like Bill Cosby at will popping a pill then spill Oxys in Jill's coffee
Then send her out to the hotel lobby a lil' wobbly and still groggy

This blonde f**k's reprehensible misconducts never sensible
Kiss my butt my set of principles is gone
But 'til I get the President to respond
My pen and pencil is a missile launcher
And send it to Mitch McConnell
Just as big of a b**th as Donald
Sh*t's on bruh

Let me sing this sh*t soprano
While I do it pizzicato
Ivanka stiff arm her
While I'm hittin' on Melania
And this song's for all ya
'Cause nobody likes me everybody hates me
They want me to go eat some worms
I hope you offended
And drag my name through the mud through the dirt
But I'ma make you eat your words
I hope you offended
You can try to hold me down but you better let me up
'Cause you're only gonna make things worse
I hope you offended
'Cause I swear when I get up I'm never gonna let up
'Til everybody eats my turds

These drums and hard snares bring out the worst in me
Like Justin Ross Harris at a nursery

Goin' ham at candy yam on nanny cam
I'm gettin' handys with the zanny Xannys in the Caddy armrest
I'm imagining objects so I'm batting cobwebs
From a daddy longleg

And Hamtramck got the panoramic camera
Xanax a banana hammock and a Santa hat
I'm smellin' like a damn mechanic
With a chick that looks like Janet Jackson with a Spanish accent
Twice your age and I'm actin' half it

Grow up Nah
Not that I know of y'all

Basement just got a frickin' overhaul got a stripper pole installed
Started rollin' all through those Klonopins like a bowlin' ball
Like an overdose on twice the ratio of Propofol and go through no withdrawal
While I get fellatio
And give a facial to an interracial blow-up doll of Rachel Dolezal

You're so appalled em so's my manager
B**ch I'm amateur f**k a pro career
Coast is clear but nowhere to go from here

And nobody's close so don't compare
They ain't nowhere near I'm way over here
My competition can't see me

'Cause I don't own a mirror

But Marshall you are terrific so smart and gifted
I'm so narcissistic when I fart I sniff it
Do a fake dab to smell my armpits whiff it
Your anxiety's throwin' gang signs
But I made strides with these R**e lines
I'm cuttin' back on women hate crimes
Like Ray Rice when he FaceTimes
Bang bang bang bang time
Dang knives'll butcher them gay wives
You're gonna need sutures the same size
As the blade I push into captcha
When I pull 'em like sleigh rides
Gotta stab a b**th at least eight times
To make it on Dateline
I came to stake my claim like a canine
Waitin' in a buffet line

So Kellyanne Conway I'm a really bad hombre
Come play belly dance on me
I've been making wedding plans all day
'Cause nobody likes me everybody hates me
They want me to go eat some worms
I hope you offended
And drag my name through the mud through the dirt
But I'ma make you eat your words
I hope you offended
You can try to hold me down but you better let me up
'Cause you're only gonna make things worse
I hope you offended
'Cause I swear when I get up I'm never gonna let up
'Til everybody eats my turds

Eight year old with the wordplay
Girl take this pole like a survey
Today wasn't my birthday
But I'm caked up like a dessert tray

So we're in shape
'Cause you're in a slurrin' state
I'm a ten you're an eight like
What I do before after and during rape

You wanna get into a pissin' contest and find out who's better
And they made a fool out of what I pulled out him
R. Kelly with a full bladder

Non-high school grad I'm not a scholar
But I'm so cold when I'm droppin' knowledge
My degrees is the same as I got in college zero
But nobody's hotter you owe me my respect
I owe you nada like Haloti partner that blow me
Told you I'm so dirty homie you can throw me in some holy water
With some floaties on
And get the soap and try to get the Pope to hold me
While you hose me off And nope I won't be washed
You hope to God I don't explode I gotta blow this spot up though
I got a lotta more
I won't put the sugar coating on it though

'Cause sometimes you can feel like your energy's expired
Rap's got you drained dead tired zapped
You feel like a wet pile of crap
But look man like the feds buggin' my phone uh huh
I get why you're tapped
But you gotta get your fire back
Catch fire get upset and fire back

Is what I tell myself

When times get bad
'Cause sometimes I might get sad
Well I take the same advice I had
And tell myself like I used to tell Hailie when life's a drag
Told her to do like her dad don't cry get mad

'Cause little baby powders belong in diaper bags
I'm hyper by the time you see this side of me
I'm right in your ass

Foot up it
I stood up for the kid
Who had to put up with the bullies at his school
At his school
You ain't have to have no money
Or go shoppin' just to cop a f**kin' attitude

Now my dough's amountin' to a mountain it's rised too high to count it
Never asked to be rich
All I did was wish I had a dime for every time
That I was doubted

But then I think about it then I'm enraged
'Cause I just figured out that if I was paid
For the time I spent to put the pen to the page
It'd be minimum wage

But it's embedded in my head I never hunted for the bread and butter
What I wanted was to be the one that they was scared of
But I'm never gonna get the credit for the sweat
And blood I put up in the pen
And when I'm dead I wonder will they put me on a pedestal
Or forget I was ever this incredible
I guess I better go harder than ever 'cause I'll never get
Another mothaf**kin' opportunity again
To offend as many people with this I can simply because I can
'Cause nobody likes me everybody hates me
They want me to go eat some worms
I hope you offended
And drag my name through the mud through the dirt
But I'ma make you eat your words
I hope you offended
You can try to hold me down but you better let me up
'Cause you're only gonna make things worse
I hope you offended
'Cause I swear when I get up I'm never gonna let up
'Til everybody eats my turds